Ain't it Funny?!

FUNNY ISN'T IT?
....how a $10 bill looks so big when you take it to Church, but so small when you take it to the grocery store.
....how long a 2 hour service is, but how quick a 2 hour movie is.
....how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about with a friend.
....how thrilled we are when a game goes on overtime, but complain when our Pastor is preaching "overtime".
....how hard it is reading a chapter in the Bible, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best-selling novel.
....how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to get a back seat at Church.
....how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Church event into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moment.
....how difficulty some people have learning a simple Gospel well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and spread gossip.
....how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.
....how everyone wants to go to Heaven, but provided they do not have to believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.